if i rollerblade, will i die?


yamikaamishcuh:

i just need this.
bad

funny sweatshirt GET IT

yamikaamishcuh:

i just need this.

bad

funny sweatshirt GET IT

(Source: eyes2-wide)

— 1 week ago with 3133 notes
2o6:

childhood ruined

accurate caption

2o6:

childhood ruined

accurate caption

(via easy-ending)

— 1 week ago with 63998 notes
tyleroakley:

Truly, a work of art.

whoops… i mean whoopi… *ba-dum-ching* Thank you I’ll be here all week

tyleroakley:

Truly, a work of art.

whoops… i mean whoopi… *ba-dum-ching* Thank you I’ll be here all week

(Source: smshcultxre)

— 1 week ago with 22347 notes
animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, I’M SORRY, LARRY. I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING A HOTEL WITH DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SERVICE, SOME HOT TUBS AND A NICE LITTLE POOL WAS TO USE THOSE AMENITIES TO INCREASE OUR ENJOYMENT SINCE THEY’RE INCLUDED IN THE RENTAL PRICE. FUN DOESN’T COST EXTRA. I DIDN’T REALIZE CHECKING YOUR EMAIL 200 TIMES WAS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD VACATION OR I’D HAVE JUST BOOKED US A TABLE AT THE COFFEESHOP BY OUR HOUSE.
I’M SERIOUS. STOP TEXTING AND FROLIC WITH ME BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, I’M SORRY, LARRY. I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING A HOTEL WITH DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SERVICE, SOME HOT TUBS AND A NICE LITTLE POOL WAS TO USE THOSE AMENITIES TO INCREASE OUR ENJOYMENT SINCE THEY’RE INCLUDED IN THE RENTAL PRICE. FUN DOESN’T COST EXTRA. I DIDN’T REALIZE CHECKING YOUR EMAIL 200 TIMES WAS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD VACATION OR I’D HAVE JUST BOOKED US A TABLE AT THE COFFEESHOP BY OUR HOUSE.

I’M SERIOUS. STOP TEXTING AND FROLIC WITH ME BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU.

— 1 week ago with 6215 notes

daily-disney:

disney memes - Forever alone.

— 1 week ago with 14863 notes

kingjaffejoffer:

This week’s cover of Time Magazine

— 1 week ago with 1456 notes